is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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