: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
We're too hungover to prance.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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