Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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