do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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