i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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