yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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