I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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