i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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