she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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