STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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