u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
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