Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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