I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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