Are we in a gay sports bar?
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Send help, water and tortillas.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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