just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Randomize
