he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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