After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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