Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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