5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I need to align my fucking chakras
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