In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
