Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
do nipples grow back?
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