i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Randomize
