$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
she pinky promised me she was 18
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Randomize
