the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
