is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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