The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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