So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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