I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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