So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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