i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Dicks are not precious.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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