just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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