whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
where are you?
Hypothermia
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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