it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
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