Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Blow job season was short but glorious.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
