but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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