No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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