I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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