you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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