I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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