I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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