You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Randomize
