Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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