...so i touched it.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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