Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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