Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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