hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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