so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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