I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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