Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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