Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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