If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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