good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
