Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
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