Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
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He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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